gabby - 19 - gay nerd - cylon probably

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if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

Thank you. All of you.


My anaconda will consider it


Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.


people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out


I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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high school musical 2 (august 17th, 2007)

It’s summer, Ry. Everything changes.


this journal is so tidy compared to my others

Saoirse Ronan - Wonderland Magazine - September 2014
Photographed by Stefan Khoo

Anonymous asked: But olive what if it tastes salty??


pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.

i think one of the main things i love most about laura is how affectionate i can be with zero weirdness like i can text her in the middle of the day or 3 am saying i love you and she’d just be like “i love you too!!” and i don’t have that with anyone else